When you want to hear about the two women night let me know.
Well, blogging friends, when you want to hear about the steamy night with two women ( BA =Before Annette.) you give me a shout and I'll have at it.
I'm taking a poll. Please say yea or nay to me telling the details of what happened and yea or nay to the question should I tell only part of it without all of the steamy details?
Or should I reveal all? Note: If I reveal I will tell you it is very revealing and some people may be offended by the sexual details.
Now vote yea or nay. Vote today.
This one is even hotter than the dollar event!!!
Notice: post about all issues shall remain on this blog, but so will post about sexual events and issues.
This does not make this a blog of pornography but, it makes it a blog where no topic is off limits including sex.
I may talk about death, Taxes, Texas, Politics, God, or I may even talk about the color of my hair If I deem it to be of interest to my blogging friends.
Now please vote on this matter of the two girl night.
I'm taking a poll. Please say yea or nay to me telling the details of what happened and yea or nay to the question should I tell only part of it without all of the steamy details?
Or should I reveal all? Note: If I reveal I will tell you it is very revealing and some people may be offended by the sexual details.
Now vote yea or nay. Vote today.
This one is even hotter than the dollar event!!!
Notice: post about all issues shall remain on this blog, but so will post about sexual events and issues.
This does not make this a blog of pornography but, it makes it a blog where no topic is off limits including sex.
I may talk about death, Taxes, Texas, Politics, God, or I may even talk about the color of my hair If I deem it to be of interest to my blogging friends.
Now please vote on this matter of the two girl night.
Comments
I don't think Tracy, Sarah, or Beth would like you saying they were not real.
It happened in Zelienople PA.
Scranton PA.
and Pittsburgh PA.
to name a few and there were other girls I was with. I started having sex at 12 you know, but that's another post.
I even had an encounter while washing my clothes in the laundry room where I lived when I lived in Scranton PA for a year.
Understand In a isolated area and near woods there was not much things for young people to do so I ended
up having sexual relations. I never said it was right,
I said it is what I did, but hell, I was young and I liked girls so when they came for fun I had fun!
I like making love I admit it is that a crime?
But Tracy was a wild girl she tricked me into going into the wood and boy did I get the surprise of my life!
But I loved every second of it! It happened at a camp not far from Zelienople PA.
Only one thing happened we got caught later while in the act but the funny thing was we never got yelled at or in trouble! The staff just teased me to high heck! And kept saying Al if you use it too much it will fall off!
I guess I got lucky because it never fell off yet. But it sure could have. Tracy was 13 I was 12 and she sure taught me a few lessons.
The fact is many of you have done things such as I but you don't speak about them where as I do speak about them.
Having sex is not always wrong you know. And look being a teenager I did what many would have done had they had the chance.
Can't we be honest?
Funny thing was I was babysitting three younger children and Tracy was babysitting one younger child she came to me and said let's take the kids back to the staff and take a walk.
I said Tracy that's not right and it's kind of mean. She said no it's not mean I just want to take a walk with you alone so we took the kids back.
We go into the woods and then WOW! Before I know it she's lifting up her shirt and well, you figure out what happened next.
Look I'm just being honest so why can't you accept that?
After we broke up though Tracy was so mad one day that she up a bit my arm and it bled for about a minute!
I liked Tracy but back then I liked having sex more and having it with other girls more than being stuck with one girl that's how I felt back then I do think I should have stayed with her I know I hurt her deeply but I was a teenager and teenagers don't give a damn about anyone but themselves sometimes.
I was wrong and I wish I knew how now so that I could say I'm sorry for being a coldhearted bastard and a dumb asshole!!
Heck, I was a slut back then but as I have said I'm not perfect.
Now love is important and that is why Lilly can't get any from me I'm sorry Lilly, If I hurt your feelings but I am not cheating on Annette and that is the way it is.
I'm taling a poll should I tell the story or not?
Tell me, was that sexy Olive Oyl one of the women?
Blow me down, my timbers are shivering!
"Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding Famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted.
Here are the scorecards from the event:
Chili # 1: Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili
JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.
JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
FRANK: Holy @#%$, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with it. Took me two beers to put the flames out. Hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
Chili # 2: Arthur's Afterburner Chili
JUDGE ONE: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heinlich maneuver. They had to walkie-talkie in 3 extra beers when they saw the look on my face.
Chili # 3: Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili
JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick.
Needs more beans.
JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of redpeppers.
FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting @#%$-faced.
Chili # 4: Bubba's Black Magic
JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice.Disappointing.
JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Sally, the bar maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300lb. bitch is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear-waste I'm eating.
Chili # 5: Linda's Legal Lip Remover
JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
FRANK: My ears are ringing, and I can no longer focus my eyes.I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. @#%$ those rednecks!
Chili # 6: Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety
JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers.
JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone!
Chili # 7: Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili
JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge Number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
FRANK: You could put a @#%$ grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili which slid un-noticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like @#%$ to match my @#%$ shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. @#%$ it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4 inch hole in my stomach.
Chili # 8: Helen's Mount Saint Chili
JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili, safe for all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced chili, neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, fell and pulled the chili pot on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make. Poor Yank.
FRANK: --------------(editor's note: Judge #3 was unable to report)
Warning this post is very sexually explicit!!!!
Then you shall understand.
You big fat lier. You were only 5 years old when you lived there.
I don't use my mouth except when eating,talking, breating, or in the act of love making with a sexy woman.
Those other cooks pretending to be me are some strange people. And why are they pretending to be me???