The final exit. AJ Speaks out on death!
You ever think about your final exit? You know your funeral? I have
This would be a cool idea If one had the money. Send you ashes into space
I thought about doing a four way deal. If I got cremated I'd like part of my ashes to go into the planting of a tree like an apple tree or some fruit tree where it won't get torn down real quick.
Part of it shot into space and part in or near water such as a lake or the ocean and the rest in an urn or box for my remaining family members to place in their home or a graveyard. As for the funeral itself I'm broke right now, but when I get a good income that gives me freedom to save or spend.
I'm spending some planning my own funeral and I'm going to tell jokes at my own funeral while lying dead in the coffin! Yup, If I get the money before I die I'm going to have one heck of a funeral including music from a live band, a DVD of me talking to the people who show up because right before the service ends I'm having the conductor of the service play a DVD of me and on it will be a few jokes.
One will be while I'm sorry I could not greet you at the door, but my body is a bit stiff now and If I get up to answer the door I'm afraid I may scare my guest.
Why not have fun? Why must it all be so sad? Don't get me wrong I want to live to 155 If science makes it possible, but when I do die I want people to be able to laugh a bit and cry a bit, but I want real emotions and not that fake oh' he could do no wrong because believe me I have done wrong in my life every human on earth has. You know.
Now, have any of you planned for your final exit?
PUBLISHED Once more.
Sometimes standing up for one makes you a leader of many.
This would be a cool idea If one had the money. Send you ashes into space
I thought about doing a four way deal. If I got cremated I'd like part of my ashes to go into the planting of a tree like an apple tree or some fruit tree where it won't get torn down real quick.
Part of it shot into space and part in or near water such as a lake or the ocean and the rest in an urn or box for my remaining family members to place in their home or a graveyard. As for the funeral itself I'm broke right now, but when I get a good income that gives me freedom to save or spend.
I'm spending some planning my own funeral and I'm going to tell jokes at my own funeral while lying dead in the coffin! Yup, If I get the money before I die I'm going to have one heck of a funeral including music from a live band, a DVD of me talking to the people who show up because right before the service ends I'm having the conductor of the service play a DVD of me and on it will be a few jokes.
One will be while I'm sorry I could not greet you at the door, but my body is a bit stiff now and If I get up to answer the door I'm afraid I may scare my guest.
Why not have fun? Why must it all be so sad? Don't get me wrong I want to live to 155 If science makes it possible, but when I do die I want people to be able to laugh a bit and cry a bit, but I want real emotions and not that fake oh' he could do no wrong because believe me I have done wrong in my life every human on earth has. You know.
Now, have any of you planned for your final exit?
PUBLISHED Once more.
Sometimes standing up for one makes you a leader of many.