Told to wear my seat belt!

People do watch my show. People who I never expected to watch it watched it. I was on location again on Thursday and we needed directions to one location. We stopped at a fire station and when we were about to leave I gave them a business card then the man looks in my car and said to me you better wear that seat belt. I was ready to say I have it on and he said I saw that video about seat belts. This man was the Captain of this fire station. I could not believe he saw that video. WOW! Now, I can never drive without a seat belt on. I never did anyway, but dang, even people in the fire department saw it. I wonder how many other people saw it? If the police or state police see it I'll never be able to be beltless again! I'm glad I made the PSA though because it may make one person think about wearing their seat belts and that could save a life!

Wear your seat belts, they may just save your life!.


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Sometimes standing up for one makes you a leader of many.




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Sometimes standing up for one makes you a leader of many.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Huzzah! Another fictional "Al pats himself on the back" post! Which can't be easy with those dwarfy arms. Gee Al you are a celebrity huh? Firemen see your psa, Triple A clerks ask for your autograph. Isn't that something?

Now listen to me you puny suckling..I DON'T BELIEVE THIS GARBAGE OKAY? AND FUGGIN NOBODY ELSE DOES EITHER! IT'S A BUNCH OF BULL AND YOU KNOW IT AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! Not that it matters all that much one way or the other because you are completely insignificant. But it's just really irritating to read all this shit and to know that in that gray sludge you use for a brain you are insulting the intelligence of everyone who comes here for a laugh by thinking (and I use that word advisedly) that we are all as STUPID as you are! Stupid enough to believe this self-important garbage you post. NOT! Keep posting Torcaso. Keep right on. But don't think for a minute anyone believes anything you say or comes here for any other reason than to laugh at what a jerkoff you are!
Anonymous said…
You stopped for directions and gave them a business card? Why?
Anonymous said…
Hey you could do a fire safety psa for them! They could set you on fire and then maybe put you out later.
Anonymous said…
This story of Mr Torcaso's is 100 percent true. Except that I had not seen the psa about seatbelts. What happened was that Mr Torcaso gave me a business card and TOLD me about the psa. It was cute. He is such a little scrunchy fellow you just can't resist him. he is like a playful little monkey or something. So I told him to keep up the good work. Then we gave him a junior fireman badge and let him sit on the truck and ring the bell. Aw he was so happy you should have seen him.
Anonymous said…
I so love a cute girl, who has a nice stinky butt, loves to rip out huge long healthy farts in the crotch of the briefs and then loves to push a long healthy poopy. If their are any girls out there that enjoy having a nice guy watch you poop in your control briefs, let me know. I only wish that I could find a nice gal who would like to me to shit a big one in mens full cut briefs. Having two do it at the same or equal time is awesome. I really like to have a girl smell my butt and smell my terrific stinky farts. I love to shit and bear down heavily to create a nice firm sag on my balls and ass. It is also really cool to take amessy or big poop in the toilet, and not wipe your ass for a day or so. Then you get terrific skid marks and a real good ripe smelling ass. Pooping in a pair of womens full cut briefs with smells or stains is also really cool. What do you all think of this fantasy??
Anonymous said…
O this is just mean. OK it's also funny but it is MEAN.
Grizzly Adam said…
congrats on the psa, al. i'm sure that you're glad that someone saw it. speaking of seeing things, you should see MY new post, haha! actually, i'd like your opinion on it. as for your psa, was it on tv? i've never seen it, except on your blog. was it on that community access channel that you work with, or regular cable?
Anonymous said…
Grizzly..someone say the psa in Al's mind. Not really! PCTV is very limited in Pittsburgh. It is only shown to Pittsburgh city residents and even alot of the city residents don't get it!I have cable and live in the city and I don't ever get that jerky channel. SO the chances of Al finding two people in a matter of days who actually saw it are pretty slim!
Anonymous said…
PCTV can only be seen in downtown Pittsburgh. Who lives downtown?
Anonymous said…
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Grizzly Adam said…
that last comment was intolerably long. anyhow, does "PCTV" stand for "politically correct television?" haha! i can see a lib having a show like that--no offense al. speaking of which, al, i've made a couple posts today. the one that i particularly wanted your opinion on was "what the world needs now." anyhow, i watch very little television. when i DO watch tv, i watch encore westerns, the outdoor channel, independent film channel, american chopper, and some cartoons. i'm also a pretty big fan of sci-fi and brit-coms. so, i watch what i can when i can. the truth is, i'm mezmerized by the tv. when i walk by one that's turned on, i just have to stop and watch. it doesn't matter if it's a documentary on burt's bees (which i HAVE seen), i'll watch it. i DO, however, have my favorites. but, i digress.
Anonymous said…
Look! A whole long list of euphemisms for something that Albert has never seen and never will!
At least Albert will never need to spend money he doesn't have on things like rubbers. That face is all the birth control he'll ever need.
Anonymous said…
i was just over at aj cafe. score another one for al..a complete boring waste of time. this peabrain is unbelievable. he proves free speech is a bad thing. why carp about the porno posts on here? they are way more interesting than anything this al fucktard has to say.
Anonymous said…
Just found this blog about day or so ago and have enjoyed it a lot. Thought I might share an experience I had in college many years ago.

My major was in geology and one of my classes decided to take a field trip to the Rocky Moutains over spring break. It was a graduate class so therr were not very many students in it and there was only about 6 of us going on the trip. I had become good friends with the only girl in the class as we had had many classes together in our under-graduate studies. We were not romantically involved as we were both married but we had become quite close through the years and could discuss about anything. The trip started around 6AM and we were all in a large van that seated about 12 so there was plenty of room. The morning was uneventful and we stopped for lunch around noon. When we stopped everyone went to the bathroom and we then sat down to eat. After we were done we started out to the van when my friend said she better go to the bathroom again before we leave. Unfortunately a bus tour had just stopped to eat and there was a long line at the womens so she decided she would be fine. We loaded in the van and I sat with her in the back. For being early spring it was a rather warm day and being college kids everyone started falling asleep. there was plenty of room in the van for everyone to almost lay down so within an hour everyone was asleep except for me and my friend. About this time we hit a stretch of highway that goes for approximately 180 miles that is nothing but ranches and no towns or trees. Just as we entered this stretch my friend made the comment that she really should have used the facility before we left. I think she had seen the road sign warning that there was no gas stations for the next 179 miles. As we drove on I could tell she was getting more uncomfortable and I finally suggested that I could ask them to stop by the side of the road and she could go then. She said there was no place to go and she would be too embarassed with a van full of guys. I had gotten a drink to go when we left the cafe and I had the cup so I suggested she could use that as everyone was asleep except for the professor who was driving. The seat backs were quite high so she could remain hidden in the back. She thanked me for the offer but said the problem wasn't that she had to pee. I had no solution then so I just tried to talk with her to help keep her mind off of her dilema. This worked for a while but soon she was squirming around a lot and pretty soon was holding her bottom. I offered again to have the driver stop but she said no, in fact she was sure if she stood up it would start coming out. Soon after that she leaned over against my shoulder and I could tell she was softly crying. I felt really bad for her but didn't know what to do,we were still a good hour and a half away from any facility and the terrain was completely flat with no trees. She remained on my shoulder for about 30 minutes when suddenly she sat upright and said "It's coming!" she quickly sat forward on the seat and pulled her sweatpants and panties to mid thigh in one quick motion. I soon saw a tremendous log about 2 1/2 inches in diameter slowly growing underneath her bare bottom. It nearly hit the floor before it broke off and another emerged about half the length. Then about the time it broke free I saw the pee start to come. I had thought about trying to catch the log in the cup I had but decided quickly that it would not work but when I saw the pee I quickly held the cup underneath her. When she saw that I was catching it she let go and peed a large stream that nearly filled the cup. When she was almost done another smaller log glanced off my hand on it's way to the floor. When she was finished she quickly pulled up her pants and curled up in the corner crying. When I finally got her to take her hands away from her face I will never forget the look. I don't think I have ever seen anyone that embarrassed before or since but I could also see a little look of relief on her face. The poor girl had been in serious distress! She soon calmed down a bit and kept saying she was glad it was in front of me and not someone else. I told her not to feel bad as there was nothing she could have done. We looked around and everyone was still asleep so it was time to figure a way to dispose of it. For the first time I really looked down and couldn't believe what I saw. There was about 24 inches of poo lying on the floor in 3 chunks plus I'm holding a cup full of pee. All this from a girl who didn't weigh 100lbs. Luckily it all looked pretty solid except for the last 5 inch log which was solid but looked a little soft. Also the smell was not very bad but a little noticeable. I was wearing a bandana around my head so I took it off and handed it to her as I slid across the seat to open the window and throw the cup of pee out. She slid her pants down a little and cleaned herself then slid across the seat to throw out the bandana. I stopped her and told her we might need it. About this time the guy sleeping in front of us woke up from the window opening and just kind of sat there for a while. Pretty soon I could see him sniffing the air and pretty soon he turned around and said something to me about the smell, thinking I had farted. He could not see the poo on the floor so I told him well it was a pretty good lunch and that was why I opened the window. He turned to my friend and said "You sure picked a ripe one to sit by". She just kind of smiled and said she had contributed some herself" He laughed and luckily went back to sleep. I then reached down with the bandana and picked up the largest of the pile. A good 12 to 14 inches but solid as a rock. I threw it out the window and went after the medium log which was a good 6 inches and still pretty solid. I disposed of it the same way and then picked up the smaller but softer one. It required a little mopping up but I managed to get all noticeable traces of it picked up and threw it and the bandana out the window. To this day I am sure no one on the van ever knew what happened much to the relief of my friend. After she continually thanked me for at least an hour after for helping her out not much was mentioned about the incident. However when we were loading up to come home from the trip she asked me if I would sit with her, then she looked at me and smiled and said "don't worry, I unloaded good last night and I usually only go every 3 days or so". I just laughed and I did sit with her on the way home. I was glad she did mention the every 3 days as I couldn't figure out how that much could be in her at one time!
Albert Torcaso said…
Yes, Adam, it was on my first Humanity Matters show and I will have a new one for this Monday's show or maybe another one with a man named Frank. In this one it is also about the seat belts but I am picking on the man asking him does he where his seat belt and why? At one point he said because it's the law at this point I sad something that made him laugh like heck.
Albert Torcaso said…
Adam, It stands for Pittsburgh Community Television by the way we have Dems and Reps with shows on the channel we like both sides of the issue.
Anonymous said…
You are incoherent do you know that? he was probably laughing like heck at your stupid looking face. I just saw that damn psa too. How fucking idiotic. You are truly a talentless schmuck. Why the fuck don't you get a job asswipe?
Anonymous said…
Adam is just laughing at you you creep. So are Ned and Nate and David and Don and just about everyone else on here and you can't see it which makes you a jackass.
Anonymous said…
I Give Al some credit. Whatever you can say mean about the guy at least he doesn't delete any posts that I can see no matter how nasty. Some of these are just about as viceus and gross as you can get and I'm sure some have to hurt Al. But just like he promised he leaves them there and I belive that shows he is true with his principals. So I give you credit Al and thank you for keeping your word because it shows that you mean what you said.
Albert Torcaso said…
Thank you, Doug, If a person does not keep their word then how can we trust them? As for the comments hurting I look at it like this.

You can only be hurt if you don't have a strong resistance. I have one and no longer let words hurt me. Besides, think about it why do these people attack me so much? It is because they now understand that I shall let nobody keep me from being successful. This is a way of living that puts you in command of your life and not others.

Am I a bad singer? Maybe, but I never said I could sing. Am I a bad actor? No. I can say that because I may not be a great actor yet, but I will be someday. I may be in need of more polishing, but I make the effort and I succeed most of the time. Who among my attackers can claim that level of success? Even if they can claim it one must wonder why do they attack? What is wrong with their lives that they need to attack a person?

I say they may attack me, but in truth they don't hurt me, they just hurt themselves by being so bitter and in some cases outright insane.

Doug, have a great weekend.
Grizzly Adam said…
i always wear my belt, except for when i'm on my bike. i'm glad that they haven't tried to put belts on bikes. what a ridiculous idea.... anyhow, al, i'm not laughing at you, despite what these ninnies say.
Albert Torcaso said…
I know that Adam, Nate, do you know thecdetails? Was it an automatic seat belt? Those can be deadly the reason is this they cross your chest but if you don't put the lap part of the seat belt on your body then you can be hurt very badly.

Seven out of Ten accidents were you use your seat belt it saves your life or helps you three times out of Ten it may hurt you but do some research it could be even better odds now.

7 out of 10 are good odds that your life will be saved.
Anonymous said…
Oh but Adam that is not true. You Ned and Nate all laugh at Al. Lying is a sin Adam.
Anonymous said…
Tell Al what you think of him as an actor Adam. Remember, bad lying boys go to hell and burn forever.
Anonymous said…
I thought not.
Anonymous said…
So tell us Grizzly Adam what did you think of Albert's demo reel?
Anonymous said…
Albert's demo reel was actually pretty good.
Anonymous said…
Okay I lied. It stunk.
Anonymous said…
It's really good. Al can act best with his face.

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